Where do I even begin?
Ever since I won the Zoombak GPS Tracking Collar viral video contest, I have been one busy deer, I will tell you ! I have met reporters and photographers from all over the world. I have had my hooves waxed by Mr. Bohannon of Elm Ridge Animal Hospital, I have a new boyfriend, Kenny the Social Climbing Goat, (OMG, he is soo cute. He is my BFF !), I have had over OVER ONE MILLION webcam viewers all over the world, I have received hugs from Brazil, kisses from Colorado,, and even a smooch or two from jolly old England. I have been on national radio shows that for some reason like to make fun of my name, but they were nice people. I have had over 2000 people join my Facebook circle. I have talked to some really nice people all over the country that love deer.
Fame, though, has its price. I had my reputation totally trashed by Mr. Bill O'Reilly who accused me of being a homicidal maniac that was going to kill my family in the middle of the night. As if ! Do you think I am going to make my own lingunie ?? Forgeddaboutit. I was on the "Dum Dums" Facebook page, but if you ask me that is where Mr. O'Reilly needs to be. What would you expect from a network named after a Carnivore like a Fox?? I am on a crusade to make him apologize. I dream of ways to get back at him until he finally calls me and says he is sorry for breaking my heart. I used to be his biggest fan and I still watch him every night. Why doesn't he apologize to me? You can read some of my O'Reilly Revenge Fantasies here.
The really good news, though, Is I have been able to raise some money for the wildlife rescue work of the Elm Ridge Animal Hospital in my home town, Canal Fulton, Ohio, and the Low Vision Clinic in Akron, Ohio, for visually impaired chidlren that suffer from near or partial blindess like I do.Now, I am raising money for UNICEF. . I have also been able to teach classrooms about my life as a deer, veterinary medicine, and ecology.
I have been on a South Korean animal show. A team of reporters is came all the way from South Korea to film me and feed me roses. Life sure is weird. When my mother rejected me 9 years ago just because I was blind and couldn't grow antlers, I bet she never would have guessed that I would become more famous than Rudolph.
I have appeared in the book "Unlikely Friends" with my friend and sister Lady the Poodle. I have been on CBS Sunday Morning, and am going to ba on an Animal Planet Show. Oprah and Ellen never did call me, but I won't give up on them just yet. Who knows? Stranger things have happened-- like when the International Space Station people wrote me an E-mail. Life is sure funny !
(Typed by Dillie's new secretary: Lady the Standard Poodle)
Fame, though, has its price. I had my reputation totally trashed by Mr. Bill O'Reilly who accused me of being a homicidal maniac that was going to kill my family in the middle of the night. As if ! Do you think I am going to make my own lingunie ?? Forgeddaboutit. I was on the "Dum Dums" Facebook page, but if you ask me that is where Mr. O'Reilly needs to be. What would you expect from a network named after a Carnivore like a Fox?? I am on a crusade to make him apologize. I dream of ways to get back at him until he finally calls me and says he is sorry for breaking my heart. I used to be his biggest fan and I still watch him every night. Why doesn't he apologize to me? You can read some of my O'Reilly Revenge Fantasies here.
The really good news, though, Is I have been able to raise some money for the wildlife rescue work of the Elm Ridge Animal Hospital in my home town, Canal Fulton, Ohio, and the Low Vision Clinic in Akron, Ohio, for visually impaired chidlren that suffer from near or partial blindess like I do.Now, I am raising money for UNICEF. . I have also been able to teach classrooms about my life as a deer, veterinary medicine, and ecology.
I have been on a South Korean animal show. A team of reporters is came all the way from South Korea to film me and feed me roses. Life sure is weird. When my mother rejected me 9 years ago just because I was blind and couldn't grow antlers, I bet she never would have guessed that I would become more famous than Rudolph.
I have appeared in the book "Unlikely Friends" with my friend and sister Lady the Poodle. I have been on CBS Sunday Morning, and am going to ba on an Animal Planet Show. Oprah and Ellen never did call me, but I won't give up on them just yet. Who knows? Stranger things have happened-- like when the International Space Station people wrote me an E-mail. Life is sure funny !
(Typed by Dillie's new secretary: Lady the Standard Poodle)