The Unofficial Official Bill O'Reilly Joke Book
1. How many Bill O'Reilly's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, he just holds it up and the universe revolves around him.
2. Why are Bill O'Reilly's clothes always wet?
A. The dryer is always on the "No Spin Zone"
3.Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, and Bill O'Reilly all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.
The supreme deity turned to Sean and asked: "Tell what is important about yourself." Sean responded that he believed people's rights came from God, and not the government. God looked to Sean and said, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand."
God then asked Glenn Beck what he revered most. Glenn responded that he felt people accepting personal responsibility for their choices were most important. God responded, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand."
God then turned to Bill O'Reilly, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill ?" Bill responded "I think you are sitting in my chair!"
4. How do you save Bill O'Reilly from drowning.
A. Take your foot off his head. (Submitted by B. Frank)
A. One, he just holds it up and the universe revolves around him.
2. Why are Bill O'Reilly's clothes always wet?
A. The dryer is always on the "No Spin Zone"
3.Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, and Bill O'Reilly all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.
The supreme deity turned to Sean and asked: "Tell what is important about yourself." Sean responded that he believed people's rights came from God, and not the government. God looked to Sean and said, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand."
God then asked Glenn Beck what he revered most. Glenn responded that he felt people accepting personal responsibility for their choices were most important. God responded, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand."
God then turned to Bill O'Reilly, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill ?" Bill responded "I think you are sitting in my chair!"
4. How do you save Bill O'Reilly from drowning.
A. Take your foot off his head. (Submitted by B. Frank)